SpiritOfSakura

So. Won a contest thing, got a 1-month premium membership.

Dear (Person of Choice),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8), but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore

RULES: 
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 
4. Tag 15 friends. (hahaha NOPE)
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 
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1. SOMEONE SAYS "ARE YOU OKAY" YOU SAY? 
I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic at the Disco

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? 
Wisdom, Justice, and Love by Linkin Park [Wow...almost kinda sounds like I'm full of myself or something]

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? 
What's This? from The Nightmare Before Christmas (Fall Out Boy cover) [Um...no comment.]

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? 
Taking Over Me by Evanescence

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? 
Alone by Eyeshine [Well that's depressing.]

6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? 
Evacuate the Dancefloor by Cascada [Heck yeah! Or not. I'm not a party animal...or a decent dancer at all...]

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? 
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne [O...kaaay... o.0]

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? 
Breathe No More by Evanescence [O.O Why can't mine ever make any logical sense??]

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? 
Son of Man from Tarzan (by Phil Collins) [Um...]

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, WinAmp etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
I'd Do Anything (Eyeshine)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My Last Breath (Evanescence)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
The Only One (Evanescence)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Little Lotte (from Phantom of the Opera)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Snow White Queen (Evanescence)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Something More (Eyeshine)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Where Did I Go Right? (Hilary Duff)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
If Everyone Cared (Nickelback)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Set Fire to the Rain (Adele)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Bring Me to Life (Evanescence)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I'd Come for You (Nickelback)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Shape My Heart (Eyeshine)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Kidnap the Sandy Claws (from The Nightmare Before Christmas)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
In Between (Linkin Park)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Imaginary (Evanescence)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Hate Everything About You (Three Days Grace)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
What You Want (Evanescence)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Everything Back But You (Avril Lavigne)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Come Back Now (Eyeshine)

So, spring break's here...so hopefully I'll get stuff done this week. Hopefully. *fingers crossed*

Pointless journal is pointless.

So here, have an icon: