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We will be sending someone
To check on you any day now.
When he enters your house,
Don't panic, just lift up your arms
As the man checks you for
Have your computer turned on;
He'll need to see all your files,
In case someone hacked your system.
Don't delete your internet history,
We want to see where you've been looking.
On the back of this letter is a
Form we'd like you to fill out.
List any computer programs
You've installed that protect
Your information. If said programs
Are determined to be insufficient,
We will send you the proper
Software, at no charge to you.
Please list everyone you've talked to
In the last few days. We will do
A background check on all of them
To make sure they're safe,
To make sure you're safe.
Also, make sure you carry around
The card included in this envelope.
This will inform us of your location.
The information we obtain will
Be run through our computers.
One month from now, we will send
You a list of optimal routes to
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